Angie

Angie

Angie, Angie
When’ll these property tax clouds disappear?
Angie, Angie
What’s this new flat near Brighton Pier?

With no name on the title deeds
In your Ashton constituency
You say your SDLT’s all satisfied
Angie, Angie
You say the Additional Surcharge never applied

Angie, a beautiful wheeze, yeah
But has parliamentary intention said goodbye?
Angie, we love you still
But no thanks to Admiralty Arch, Netflix and chill

All the socialist dreams we held so close
Have all gone up in smoke
Let me whisper in your ear
Angie, Angie
You look more Leona Helmsley right here

Oh, Angie, you can still vape
Oh, in a dinghy on a rope
It’s probably just greenness in Tory eyes
But Angie, Angie
Has parliamentary intention said goodbye?

With no name on the title deeds
In your Ashton constituency
You say your SDLT bill’s satisfied
Angie, we still dig you,
Everywhere I look, I see your tax affairs
Did you check HMRC’s SDLT09812?

Come on, Rt Hon Lady, some fantastic buys
Angie, Angie
Ain’t it good to pay your fair share?
Angie, Angie
But one’s fair share is a little lighter than theirs.

Jagger / Richards / Wood